Digital Native With A Love For Tradition Gifts

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Man Reading Laptop.

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"Christmas pudcast"

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

"We had this last year."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

'Get Offa My Lawn!'