Digital Native With A Love For Tradition Pillows

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Maypole

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"Christmas pudcast"

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!

First Marriage.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

'Get Offa My Lawn!'