Digital Ducks Gifts

"While the duck appears to be calmly working from home, under the surface it is frantically checking social media."

I.T. Fear

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

S.S.dot.com

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

He still refuses to upgrade.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

Mary had a little spam

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

Wiccapedia.

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"Not discovered the 'Delete' key yet Edith?"

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

conversing using table tennis technology

'I'm the oldest employee in the store...I've been here from Hi-Fi to Wifi.'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"She's growing up so fast! Already she's texting and not paying attention."

Like me on Facebook?

Virtual Snorkeling

"Certainly! - Just go online - download your personal QR app - type in your password and security info. . ."

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

'Access ME.'