Digital Downtimer Gifts

"It's the doctor's idea. You can now download out-of-date magazine articles!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"I'll never forget you."

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Man and Machine snoozing

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Keep on Truckin.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."