Digital Downtowner Gifts

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"You've got computer-breath."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

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"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"I'll never forget you."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Spooning

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

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"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"