Digital Downtowner Pillows

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"I'll never forget you."

Spooning

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"So how much money do you make?"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Man-mobile

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."