Digit Devotee Pillows

"Are we done celebrating Pi Day yet?" "Not until I've completed the 'reading of the digits.'"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Textin’"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."

Man-mobile

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

I Heart Data

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."