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"It's the doctor's idea. You can now download out-of-date magazine articles!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"I'll never forget you."

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Man and Machine snoozing

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"What's that you're reading?"

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

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