Downtime T-Shirts

Zerotasking

"Define 'busy'...."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Overworked in the office

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

She required plenty of personal space.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Lazy plumber.

Work avalanche

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

The Workaholics Building

Sunrise and Sunset

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Your car called- It's not taking you home until that report's finished.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."