Downtime Mugs

Zerotasking

"Define 'busy'...."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

Overworked in the office

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

She required plenty of personal space.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Lazy plumber.

Work avalanche

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Sunrise and Sunset

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

The Workaholics Building

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

Your car called- It's not taking you home until that report's finished.

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."