Daytime Mugs

Sunrise and Sunset

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Swan Fairy Tales

"You do like octopus?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Dog Nightmares

'Where was the TSA?'

Night-time halo

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"You keep impeccable time."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Time for bed, guys."

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

The lonely figure

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

9-5, 5-9

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'