Daytime Activities Mugs

'You're going to ruin your eyes in this light!'

"I'm more of a day owl."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bookworm Sleepover

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Could you repeat that word?"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Remote Control Duck

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

9-5, 5-9

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Sunrise and Sunset