Daytime Activities Mugs

'You're going to ruin your eyes in this light!'

"I'm more of a day owl."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bookworm Sleepover

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Remote Control Duck

9-5, 5-9

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."