"With all the advancements lately in artificial intelligence. I'm not sure we should be dissecting digital frogs either."
Digital Dissection Debater Gifts
Looking for a gift that matches the cleverness and wit of a digital dissection debater? Our collection of fun and thoughtful products highlights their love for analysis and debate with cleverly curated artwork. Whether they’re dissecting digital topics or engaging in lively discussions, these gifts add a humorous, personal touch to their intellectual pursuits. Find something that sparks their curiosity and embraces their creative curiosity.
My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.
The Proust of Twitter
Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?
"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."
"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."
"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"
'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'
'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'
I can't keep up, Randy. What happened, little buddy? You know how I created a hate-bot to automate my back you up in online arguments business? Don't tell me: The Russian troll farms beat you to it. No. My hate-bot became sentient and created an even snarkier hate-bot. Mankind is officially obsolete. For an extra $1, the HB-1000 will throw in racism and misogyny.
"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."
What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?
The First Asshole
'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'
"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."
"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"
Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936
High Tech/Low Tech.
"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."
"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."
"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."
Modern Nursery Rhymes
"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"
Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need
'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'
"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."
"They're powered by Internet outrage."
"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"
"No you can' 'google' number seven!"
"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."
"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"
"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."
"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."
Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.
"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."
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