Digital Dilemma Debater Gifts

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"The Cloud ate my homework ... "

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We don't talk anymore."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

The Eternal Question

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Technology hates me.'

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Social media and privacy

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Jesus forgets to save.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."