Digital Age Debater Gifts

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

'My old man said downloading Rap music online was illegal. So I played him some...he said it's ok 'cause that isn't music.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Did you get my tweet?"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

The Proust of Twitter

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Modern Portrait Gallery

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"All the better to ignore you with."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Books On Paper

Cyber Fight

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"