Digital Dilemma Debaters Gifts

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We don't talk anymore."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

The Eternal Question

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Technology hates me.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

Social media and privacy

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Modern Nursery Rhymes

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Jesus forgets to save.

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"It's like the ancient internet, printed out."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed