Dieting Journey Fan Gifts

You're overweight...about three kegs of beer overweight!

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Fat man on scales.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"I would kill for your metabolism."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

Before and After diet photos.

'I always watch what I eat - right up until it disappears into my mouth.'

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'