Dieting Journey Fan Mugs

You're overweight...about three kegs of beer overweight!

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

Fat man on scales.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

"I would kill for your metabolism."

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

Before and After diet photos.

Museum. The Universe. "Light-years"? Boy, they have low-calorie everything these days!

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'