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'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"I have no idea what gluten is, either, but I'm avoiding it, just to be safe."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"I stopped eating beef years ago"

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"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

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"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

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"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

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"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"We've gone glutton-free."

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."