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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Queen of Quinoa

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

You are what you eat

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"I'm putting you on the 'Zombie Diet'. It's a no-brainer."

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'