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"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"I'm putting you on the 'Zombie Diet'. It's a no-brainer."

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"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

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"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

'Say cheese.'

"I stopped eating beef years ago"

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

"Look on the bright side -- At least it's gluten-free."

'Well, like it or not, we're all going on the Atkins Diet.'

The next diet fad.

'I'm on a diet -- make it a two-bean salad.'

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'I'm in retox.'

"I don't care if it's a placebo or the real thing. I just want something you take with food."

"I have no idea what gluten is, either, but I'm avoiding it, just to be safe."

"I describe myself as a meatetarian. It sounds healthier."