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'He needs to be on a strict diet of genetically engineered low-fat mice.'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

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"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"We're making progress."

'Relax! I just read somewhere that 142 pounds is the new 125!'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

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"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?"

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

'It's more a six barrel than a six pack!'

"That Wu-Long tea diet is starting to look better every day."

Many schools are going away with the traditional junk food vending machines.

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'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

'I'm retired and decided to have a fresh start.'

"Scuber?"

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.