Dieting Innovator Gifts

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

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"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"We're making progress."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

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'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?"

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

"That Wu-Long tea diet is starting to look better every day."

'It's more a six barrel than a six pack!'

"Scuber?"

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'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

'I'm retired and decided to have a fresh start.'

'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'