Dietary Trend Follower T-Shirts

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"I have no idea what gluten is, either, but I'm avoiding it, just to be safe."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"I stopped eating beef years ago"

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"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Queen of Quinoa

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"We've gone glutton-free."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."