Dietary Resolutions Gifts

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

January Joiner

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

Diet Sugar House.

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

New Years Reolutions

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'Today I start a healthy lifestyle. Couch Potato is out-Couch Broccoli is in!'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

Exercise rat race

'You fell that there is a thin person inside trying to get out? Sure it's only one?'

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

Who am I kidding?

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."