Dietary Resolutions Prints

"This is where we run into problems with portion control."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

January Joiner

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Diet Sugar House.

"Okay, we've put on our exercise clothes. Now what?"

New Years Reolutions

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

D I E T F We said we'd stick together this time, but we really knew it would only last a day or two.

'You fell that there is a thin person inside trying to get out? Sure it's only one?'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'Today I start a healthy lifestyle. Couch Potato is out-Couch Broccoli is in!'

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

Exercise rat race

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

Who am I kidding?

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."