Dietary Comedian Gifts

Looking for a humorous gift that combines a passion for comedy and diet? Our dietary comedian collection offers witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that will make anyone smile. Whether they’re on a health kick or just love a good joke about food, these products bring humor and personality to their daily routine. Share a laugh and your culinary quirks with a gift that’s as delightful as they are.

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"Not yet, one day I expect there will be chocolate covered statin tablets..."

"Not yet, one day I expect there will be chocolate covered statin tablets..." mockup

"Not yet, one day I expect there will be chocolate covered statin tablets..."

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I don't care if you guys are all on diets, if you keep ordering from the childrens' menu I won't serve you any beer!

I don't care if you guys are all on diets, if you keep ordering from the childrens' menu I won't serve you any beer! mockup

I don't care if you guys are all on diets, if you keep ordering from the childrens' menu I won't serve you any beer!

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"You haven't eaten for three days? I certainly admire your will power!"

"You haven't eaten for three days? I certainly admire your will power!" mockup

"You haven't eaten for three days? I certainly admire your will power!"

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Fat man picking up women in supermarket mockup

Fat man picking up women in supermarket

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'How would you like that veggieburger...deep fried in lard, or smothered with bacon bits or salami slices?'

'How would you like that veggieburger...deep fried in lard, or smothered with bacon bits or salami slices?' mockup

'How would you like that veggieburger...deep fried in lard, or smothered with bacon bits or salami slices?'

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"Are you gluten free?"

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"No, obesity doesn't run in my family - it walks."

"No, obesity doesn't run in my family - it walks." mockup

"No, obesity doesn't run in my family - it walks."

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"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?" mockup

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

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"Two vegans, please."

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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"Charles didn't like tofu."

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.' mockup

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

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I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes. mockup

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

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'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.' mockup

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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'The customer is always right...' mockup

'The customer is always right...'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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Fast Food Dieter

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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"Well, then - two apples a day."

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On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour. mockup

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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Weight Gain Denial

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.' mockup

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs." mockup

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

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'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.' mockup

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

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'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.' mockup

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

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Dietary Comedian Gifts Collection

Dietary Comedian Mugs

Explore our full range of dietary comedian mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for food-loving friends or yourself.

Dietary Comedian Pillows

Check out our playful pillows featuring dietary humor, ideal for brightening up any living space.

Dietary Comedian Prints

Discover our witty dietary prints and bring a touch of comedy and culinary fun to your home décor.

Dietary Comedian T-Shirts

Browse our dietary comedian t-shirts to add some wit and humor to your wardrobe or gift list.