Diet Perfectionist T-Shirts

"Trying to remove gluten from your life is easier said than done."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Secretive Weigh In.

Critisize your weight.

All Natural Nothing

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Diet considerations.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Attack of the 'health' foods