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Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

Under pressure.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Writer

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Poetry repairman

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

Food Pyramid

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You're welcome."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Mine was stone cold.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.