Protein Perfectionist Mugs

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

Under pressure.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Perfection

Poetry repairman

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Writer

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'Mine was stone cold.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Food Pyramid

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.