Diet Jesters Gifts

Searching for a playful gift for someone who enjoys joking about their dieting efforts? Our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the lighter side of staying on track or not. Delight your favorite diet jester with a gift that makes them smile every time they see it. Whether they’re counting calories with a grin or laughing at cheat days, find something amusing and personal that suits their fun-loving personality.

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"I heard today that you can gain weight if you're unhappy."

"I heard today that you can gain weight if you're unhappy." mockup

"I heard today that you can gain weight if you're unhappy."

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Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap! mockup

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

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"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system." mockup

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

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"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet" mockup

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

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'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.' mockup

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support? mockup

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.' mockup

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

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Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

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"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!" mockup

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

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Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too. mockup

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

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"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds." mockup

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

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"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun." mockup

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

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Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' - mockup

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

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'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.' mockup

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

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'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.' mockup

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

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Stationary mountain bike.

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Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

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"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!" mockup

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

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'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'

'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!' mockup

'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'

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"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..." mockup

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

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Rescued, at last, from quinoa

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'Nothing says congrats on a healthy new diet than an arrangement of broccoli, fruit and cauliflower!'

'Nothing says congrats on a healthy new diet than an arrangement of broccoli, fruit and cauliflower!' mockup

'Nothing says congrats on a healthy new diet than an arrangement of broccoli, fruit and cauliflower!'

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Overweight Man Crashes Through Ceiling mockup

Overweight Man Crashes Through Ceiling

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FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS.... mockup

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

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'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.' mockup

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

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"Tomorrow night let's switch back to gin."

"Tomorrow night let's switch back to gin." mockup

"Tomorrow night let's switch back to gin."

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From January 1 I live off stored fat. mockup

From January 1 I live off stored fat.

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'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?' mockup

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

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"Oh, I don't mind! Anything that tastes like a ten ounce, medium rare, rib-eye steak."

"Oh, I don't mind! Anything that tastes like a ten ounce, medium rare, rib-eye steak." mockup

"Oh, I don't mind! Anything that tastes like a ten ounce, medium rare, rib-eye steak."

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'YOU MAKE ME SICK!!'

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Diet Jesters Gifts Collection

Diet Jesters Mugs

Explore our collection of funny mugs for diet jesters—perfect for morning coffee or tea with a side of humor.

Diet Jesters Pillows

Discover humorous pillows designed for diet jesters—bring a smile to any space with these comfy, funny accents.

Diet Jesters Prints

Browse our hilarious prints that celebrate the humor in dieting, a fun addition to any kitchen or living room.

Diet Jesters T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts for diet jesters, ideal for casual wear and making light of dieting struggles.