Diaper Duty Dynamos Gifts

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"They look so young and helpless."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

Googoo

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

Parenting magazines.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

'Occupational hazard.'

Why it's called child-rearing.

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"