Diaper Dynamos Gifts

'His dad must be an oil executive. He's wearing double-hulled diapers.'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

A Tit for Tat.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"They look so young and helpless."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Out of patience

'That never gets old.'

Googoo

Parenting magazines.

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

Free Hugs

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

'Occupational hazard.'

My name's Troy, and I'll be your serve tonight. My name's Fred and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon. I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason.

number 1 and number 2 mom

The Backslider Bar.

"I guess we'll get more conservative as we age, but for now, change is good!"

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'I get that a lot.'