Diaper Dynamos Gifts

'His dad must be an oil executive. He's wearing double-hulled diapers.'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

A Tit for Tat.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"They look so young and helpless."

Out of patience

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'That never gets old.'

Googoo

Parenting magazines.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

'Occupational hazard.'

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

"I guess we'll get more conservative as we age, but for now, change is good!"

The Backslider Bar.

'I get that a lot.'

"I would use less pressure when massaging the baby's abdomen."