Daycare Dynamo Gifts

Out of patience

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Googoo

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

Fenderson really knows how to pick his battles.

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

'I've found your niche, Wilson. I'm transferring you to our day care center!'

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

'. . . And don't forget, tomorrow is bring-a-friend day.'

'And do you, Rex, promise not to take sides?'

"We're currently cruising at an altitude of 3 feet and an airspeed of 28mph..."

"His parents never picked him up."

'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

The Cost of Day-Care

"I would use less pressure when massaging the baby's abdomen."