Diaper Duty Dynamos Prints

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'That never gets old.'

Pinata good bags.

Googoo

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

Parenting magazines.

Free Hugs

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"