Dialogue-free Film Fan Gifts

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Steve McQueen

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'It was great. I hated it.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

David Niven caricature

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!

Interesting encounters in history.