Dialogue-free Film Fan Mugs

Space Commando Revenge. Special Effects Extravaganza. It's definitely a "must see" movie … Particularly since there's no dialogue.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Steve McQueen

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

David Niven caricature

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Michael Caine

50 Year Celebrations.

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sylvester Stallone

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!