"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"
Dialogue Comedian Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates the witty spark of a dialogue comedian? Our collection features playful, humorous products designed for those who love to entertain with words. Whether they’re a stand-up star or a background improviser, find something that captures their comedic spirit and makes them laugh every time they see it.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Showbiz Awards
Zombie standup
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
Trump pardons
'The circle is complete!'
'Your French dip, sir.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
Moses on the web
No-Work Orange
"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
"We're following Carrot Top."
The Rooster Comedian.
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
Dialogue Comedian Gifts Collection
Dialogue Comedian Mugs
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Dialogue Comedian Pillows
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Dialogue Comedian Prints
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Dialogue Comedian T-Shirts
Discover a range of t-shirts celebrating comedy and clever dialogue—ideal for fans of witty banter.