Dialogue Analyzer Gifts

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

Scouse For Beginners

The Truth

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"I detect an accent – money?"

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

The Tangents talk it over.

The psychiatrist.

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"May I air-quote you?"

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

"I can't see it lasting!"

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

Motion denied. Your lips say "motion denied," but your eyes say "approach the bench."