Language Analyst Gifts

UK Censors Office...

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

The Oxford Comma Coin

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.