Dialogue Analyzer Mugs

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

Scouse For Beginners

The Truth

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"I detect an accent – money?"

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

The psychiatrist.

The Tangents talk it over.

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"I can't see it lasting!"

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"May I air-quote you?"

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'