Devotee Of Meeting Avoidance Gifts

"We scheduled all our vacations so that it will be impossible to hold any meetings next month."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

Do' you have the time?'

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Of course it's lonely... you've fired everyone!'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

'Is he expecting you?'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

"It's just if the TV isn't on I never know where to look."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

"Careful, he can smell your boredom."

'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed