Meeting Averse Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for a meeting averse individual? Our collection features witty and charming items that acknowledge their love for solitude and dislike of unnecessary gatherings. Perfect for brightening their day and offering a bit of humor about their social preferences.

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this gismo has cut all my meetings 50 percent

this gismo has cut all my meetings 50 percent mockup

this gismo has cut all my meetings 50 percent

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'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.' mockup

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

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"Looks like we found the issue."

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'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.' mockup

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

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"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'." mockup

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

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'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.' mockup

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

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"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it" mockup

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

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"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?" mockup

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

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"How sweet, your hand is trembling." mockup

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

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"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent." mockup

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

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'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.' mockup

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

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'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.'' mockup

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

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'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!' mockup

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

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'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.' mockup

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

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"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity." mockup

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

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"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic." mockup

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

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'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?' mockup

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

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Responsibility and duties

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Conference Pears

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"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle." mockup

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

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"Unlike other companies, we are going to take the high road through this rough time, even if, at some point, we're obliged to raid the employee pension fund! Is everybody clear on that?"

"Unlike other companies, we are going to take the high road through this rough time, even if, at some point, we're obliged to raid the employee pension fund! Is everybody clear on that?"

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"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

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