Devotee Of Meeting Avoidance Pillows

"We scheduled all our vacations so that it will be impossible to hold any meetings next month."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

Do' you have the time?'

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'Of course it's lonely... you've fired everyone!'

'Is he expecting you?'

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

"It's just if the TV isn't on I never know where to look."

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"Careful, he can smell your boredom."

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'