Dessert Humor Fan Gifts

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

The individual fruit pie

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

You are what you eat (Nuts).

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Repletion.

'He's cured.'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'So this is a kitchen!'

"You're losing your everything."

How to make your own snickers bar

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

The Cheese God

"I've been working with pain-killers - anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants..."

'Spaghetti dinner. Hold the garlic bread.'

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

"Are you gonna eat that garlic bread?"

You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.

"No dessert until you finish your dinner."