Dessert Pun Fan Gifts

Lately my social life sounds like a healthy dessert - Dates with nuts.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Apple Pie Abduction

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Flan-eating bacteria

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

Arm Chair

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

"Okay - I can see you now."

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

"That sounds interesting - What is it?"

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

Chocolate Cake