Kitchen Pun Fan Gifts

Some men are born great and some have gratings thrust upon them.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Cupid misses his shot.

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

"It's made with real angel hair."

"Your mom's a very special person."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"That sounds interesting - What is it?"

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

Russian eggs.

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

'Sorry...I forgot to mention i'm Dishlexic.'