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"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

The individual fruit pie

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

You are what you eat (Nuts).

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Repletion.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'So this is a kitchen!'

"You're losing your everything."

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"I've been working with pain-killers - anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants..."

The Cheese God

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

"Are you gonna eat that garlic bread?"

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"No dessert until you finish your dinner."

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

'Spaghetti dinner. Hold the garlic bread.'

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."