Humor-loving Dessert Fan Gifts

Dessert Island Milkshake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Shark infested custard!

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I say we move on to dessert."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

Mouse with a cat cake.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'