Lover Of Quirky Desserts Gifts

'Do you have anything that looks like a cantaloupe but tastes like a cheesecake?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Ice Cream Dreams.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Shark infested custard!

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Tzatzikicicle

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Chubby man is disappointed that the stripper's cake is not a real cake.

"I'll have dessert first."

"Any chance of a couple of crumbs?"

Where cronuts come from.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."